January 2010
I am very okay with Imagine playing during the...
Chest pains
awesome
32 degrees!
heat wave baby!!
Logical reason why I am never wearing pants:
I only have two pairs of jeans, both becoming more and more worn and tearing.
Those that suffer from sexual dysfunctions are the...
Fuck Dad, I dont want to have plans on New Years...
I just want to stay at home, tumbl, and watch sex shows.
Women have the equivalent of an erection during...
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un protected sexual intercourse. lol
Hey, doctors orders. Gotta go to Cincinnati, have dinner, then unprotected sex.
Ask me anything
Up to 20-40 thousand women in the United States...
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Ill answer anything honestly, that is if my formspring works this time around… http://formspring.me/1631
I absolutely fear being infertile.
Stripping dance exercise commercial in the middle...
I’m waiting for the trojan mini commercial now.
Sexual compulsivity.
Well, that just makes me sound better.
Strange sex on tv now.
Great, story of my life.
Sex addiction, sex somnia.
heres my life.
The average American adult as sex 60 times a year.
Thats just over once a week.
The Grafenberg Spot is the technical name for a...
Goal for life:
Go to The Kinsey Institute and be a test subject.
A clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, twice as many...
neightkelly:
precarious-peace:
(via 1631) this is why periods are worth it
i read an article called “Why your gf has a bigger penis than you.”
it was all about the female orgasm and shit. you guys lucked out.
Oh hell yes, the clitoris is split into two legs and 10 inches long. We win.
The smaller the penis is when limp, the longer it...
A clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, twice as many...
1 in 4 women can misread a pregnancy test.
Then 3 of those women are too stupid and shouldn’t be procreating.
I made some resolutions I guess
joshochos:
Say no more
Not turn into a manwhore
party with friends
Try a nice random hookup
try to get a v-line
Gain some muscle
V-line?
Only 3% of mammals mate for life.
Men are attracted to hourglass figures due to the...
And breasts and hips being a sign of fertility and child bearing.
Women should have 10% more fat than a man.
Lips evolved to mimic the genitals.
Dad, it is quite awkward to watch The Anatomy of...
Please, leave the room.
I'm watching two people have sex in an MRI...
precarious-peace:
1631:
precarious-peace:
1631:
Well, thank you TLC for expanding my knowledge.
where?
Hahah, on tv, TLC, the learning channel.
Anatomy of Sex. up next: Strange Sex, Forbidden Love: Polygamy, Forbidden Love: Geisha, Mother Knows Sex, Purity Balls.
I feel like I’m listing porn titles…
that’s so cool. hahaha, i wanna have sex in an MRI machine!
God me too!!!
I'm watching two people have sex in an MRI...
joshochos:
1631:
Well, thank you TLC for expanding my knowledge.
…. Interesting
Oh trust me, it is. it is.
I'm watching two people have sex in an MRI...
precarious-peace:
1631:
Well, thank you TLC for expanding my knowledge.
where?
Hahah, on tv, TLC, the learning channel.
Anatomy of Sex. up next: Strange Sex, Forbidden Love: Polygamy, Forbidden Love: Geisha, Mother Knows Sex, Purity Balls.
I feel like I’m listing porn titles…
I'm watching two people have sex in an MRI...
Well, thank you TLC for expanding my knowledge.
Watching America's Funniest Home Videos.
Cant help but think why these parents are not putting down the damn camera and helping their kids.
April 22, AP Tour?
ashley-la:
1631:
ashley-la:
Never Shout Never Hey Monday The Cab Every Avenue The Summer Set
hell yes. i get to make fun of hey monday again :)
That’s my birthday!!! :)
cool! that’s when it’s coming to my city
i vote you going in honor of my birthday :)
April 22, AP Tour?
ashley-la:
Never Shout Never Hey Monday The Cab Every Avenue The Summer Set
hell yes. i get to make fun of hey monday again :)
That’s my birthday!!! :)
December 2009
I don't want much for New Years.
Just a hug, kiss and someone to curl up next to.
New Years Day is just another day for me.
Put pasta in oven to brown the cheese.
On tumblr.
fact is known, ill forget about the pasta.
@1631
katlyngirl:
PARTY :D I’m pumped. Why aren’t you doing anything chica?
I think its just going to be me and my dad, some food, tumbling.
Post pictures of the party!! :)
Follow list for the end of 2009
http://talosix.tumblr.com/
http://pigtailsbowsxsandos.tumblr.com/
http://alanamarisa.tumblr.com/
http://rewbog.tumblr.com/
http://precarious-peace.tumblr.com/
http://joshochos.tumblr.com/
http://myheartisneverintune.tumblr.com/
http://prototism.tumblr.com/
http://ms-whoever.tumblr.com/
http://ellefxckingyes.tumblr.com/
http://lyingdreams.tumblr.com/
http://iwasjustsayin.tumblr.com/
...
Goal for the first day of 2010.
Go 24 hours with no pants on.
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Whatcha up to for ringing in the new year, love?
Not a darn thing! Dad got pork and kraut so that’s cooking, I assume my sister is coming over just because she clung around for Christmas sooo i assume she is going to hang around today.
Ask me anything
Do not tell me the early bird catches the worm.
because do you not realize then the early worm is getting eaten?!
How It's Made > How Do They Do It?
talosix:
1631:
talosix:
1631:
I’ve watched them both feature Swiss Army Knives.
How It’s Made did such a better job on it, way more detailed.
Ohemgee.You’remyfavorite.
Hahahahahaha, you are my favorite as well!
I am so glad that post was appreciated by someone!
I thought I was the only one that watched these shows.
=D
Oh i totally do! First time watching How do they do it?...
How It's Made > How Do They Do It?
talosix:
1631:
I’ve watched them both feature Swiss Army Knives.
How It’s Made did such a better job on it, way more detailed.
Ohemgee.You’remyfavorite.
Hahahahahaha, you are my favorite as well!
I am so glad that post was appreciated by someone!
How It's Made > How Do They Do It?
I’ve watched them both feature Swiss Army Knives.
How It’s Made did such a better job on it, way more detailed.