February 2011
“Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren’t paying attention to.”
– Good Will Hunting
January 2011
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That moment you realize how alone you truly are.
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In psychology, a person who has a martyr complex,...
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She can write a story that will change your life,...
Looking for the man with x-ray eyes. Clark’s okay, but Superman flies.
Lately, Michael has started making that teeth sucking, lip smacking attitude noise to me and I’ve been trying to get him to stop.
He just came up and did it three times in my face, I said Michael.
“Daddy told me I could.”
Fuck your dad, your dad is a douche bag.
Then he goes, I told daddy today how you think you’re the boss of everything and he said yeaah.
Well,...
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Practicing the strip moves you just learned, Lala by Ashlee Simpson comes on.
This is fitting.
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1631, the blog of a potentially sexual dependent...
Thank you UPS for freaking out over an inch of snow and not delivering my packages.
Now how am I suppose to learn exotic dancing?
“Until we experience our bodies and ourselves as beautiful, strong, unique, sexy...”
– Nina Hartley (via fuckyeahgirlswithcurves)
Clark: I'm going to post this on my twitter. Twitter.Clarkhasnotwitter.com
Lois: Twitter URLs are in the format twitter.com/username
Clark: Oh, lol, twitter.com/Clarkknowsnothingabouttwitter
Oh, also one more thing about my doctors appointment.
I was explaining to her my migraines and we were talking about it and she stopped me before she started writing it all down and she said, “You do realize, once I write it down that you have migraines, you will not be able to get health insurance because it will be a preexisting condition?” But I continued and she wrote everything...
I made jello!
This sounds like quite the hollow victory, but let me assure you, this shit means something.
I have never been able to make jello. Want a kick ass full Thanksgiving dinner? I got that. Spur of the moment dinner party, got that shit handled. I can throw down my cooking if I’m comfortable in the kitchen. But jello. That ratbastard has never turned out right for me until today.
I made some...
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“Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society. (via iambothhappyandsad)
Just got home from the doctors.
My lungs sound just perfect, my cough should be completely gone pretty soon.
On the other hand, here’s a list of everything I need done.
Flu shot.
Pneumonia shot.
Gardasil vaccine.
Tonsils out, asap.
MRI, asap.
Esophagoscopy, which is a scope of my esophagus.
Hah, let me sit here and try to figure out how to tell my dad this. To tell my dad that my doctor wants me to have my...
Olive oil has just worked its way into every part...
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"Do you want to go to your doctors appointment?"
No, I scheduled it just so I could blow it off. I figured, what the hell! I won’t bring up the fact that I have migraines that could be mistaken for strokes, have the squint of a 5 day old headache right now or constant nausea. Fuck my health.
Michael got a letter sent home in his bookbag.
There is an outbreak of head lice at school, ugh, here we go.
He was checked and the school gave him an okay, but he’s been scratching his head all morning when we were getting ready.
If he has lice and then passes it onto me, ugh, that will be a trip. Lice is easy for men, shave your head, move on. I have thick, long hair and tons of it. It will be hell.
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via deathorgloryy)
Fuck you, Charles.
Just fuck you. Way to be a condescending jackass and reprimand me in the first place, let alone in front of Michael. And you wonder why Michael doesn’t take me seriously.
Buying an obscene amount of strip dancing videos because this is my life.
Two more weeks of these damn classes. On the 7th I finally get a freaking psych class, but of course, I’m already reading the chapters and have my notes from my psych classes in high school out and it’s all the same.
I just lost a lot of love for journalism.
Really FoxNews and MSNBC? You can’t write your own articles or do your own investigating? So just take the article released on The Associated Press, change a few lines and say it’s yours? That’s low.
The last three paragraphs of your articles Fox and MSNBC are identical, copy paste, word for word identical. I lost all faith in you both.
Your daddy worked at a bank, mine worked on cars....
You must have had your pick of all the trust fund types, but you came back to me only God knows why.
So rough around the edges it’s hard to believe that guys like you like girls like me.
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Yes, I love good, cold beer, and mustard on my...
I love scuffed up cowboy boots, and broke in, torn up jeans. But, honey, I love your love the most.
You just brought a whole new meaning to “you can’t turn a ho into a housewife.”
I just made breakfast for myself, Charles and his...
Yet their plates have been sitting on the counter for twenty minutes.
Well, fuck you too.